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Wow. Incredible.

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Hey thanks! I've always kinda wanted to go to a flat earth convention. I've heard they are actually really friendly people, haha. I think there was a documentary on it and they were just chill people who believed the earth was flat.

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id love to hear their thoughts on religion and stuff. to believe in this must be to believe in a whole bunch of other stuff.

Also, i bet the flat earth convention has some great merch

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Way to stick it to the reptilian overlords. They can put that in their pipe and smoke it. Good poem though.

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Let's send them back to the pits of the Denver airport!

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The man with the plan.

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A submarine? Truly!?

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Yeah, I was a submarine officer for 10 years. In 2007 we went around the globe and through both canals (surfaced).

If I would have just done this, I would have had a very different outlook on things. But then I was recalled to Afghanistan, which changed my perspective a bit 🤣

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When do we get a travel memoir?

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Haha, I'll have to think about a submarine poem perhaps. It's difficult to detangle the novelty of it from its greater meaning though. I'll think about it!

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Very cool! Really clever metaphorical play here!

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Thanks! Maybe one day I'll make a flat eartv spinoff movement 🤔 🤣

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