Let's sing an Ode to the misunderstood Flat Earthers, correct conclusions from curved observations — for in our digital world, the earth is indeed flat. On leveled glass, the radius of the disc is a finger. The pyramids are a swipe away from your mother who is a swipe away from a poem which is a swipe away from endless entertainment. We all know we live in the flatlands anyway, every image lacks depth, and each sound no longer surrounds. Plato's cave was a false light — we now see the light which radiates in our hands. Shadow images from the flats modify our mood, alter our awareness, control our consciousness. So let's raise a glass to those brave Flat Earthers, who've accepted the gnostic limitations of our material plane, and embraced the Pleroma of the flats.
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For the record, I’ve circumnavigated the globe in a submarine.
Wow. Incredible.
Way to stick it to the reptilian overlords. They can put that in their pipe and smoke it. Good poem though.